- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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