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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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