- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Your mom went to college

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.