A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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BIG PENIS

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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whats a joke

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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the holocaust

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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