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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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