Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what's white and sticky semen

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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