- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

your no better than a cockroach

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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