- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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