Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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