- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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