how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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what are three short words? i a am

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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