I'm 4 and what is this?

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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