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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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