what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

womens rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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