- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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