- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Two planes walk into an office building

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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