- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Knock, Knock! Go away!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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