What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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no

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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