- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Two planes walk into an office building

Yanter, Look it up

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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