- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

knock knock

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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