How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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