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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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