- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

"...."-Hellen Keller

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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