What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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