whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Agent 47.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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