- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

360 NO SCOPE

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

7+5=12

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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