- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young baby died.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

the sky is green no it is not

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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