- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

VITAMIN C!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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