- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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