What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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