- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Tilt your screen back

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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