- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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