- Anti Joke

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.