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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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