- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what is orange? an orange

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Manchester City

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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