96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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