- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.