- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

feminists.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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