- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Cheese

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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