How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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