Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

The GOV and the WHO?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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