- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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