A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A train poops its pants.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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