- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Poop

I just drank a cola.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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