- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

matt is fat

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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