- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Boob

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Sarah Palin.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

whats 7+4? 74

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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