- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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