- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How high is the sky? True or False

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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