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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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