DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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what is orange? an orange

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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