- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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