- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Church.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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