Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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KONY 2012

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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UN

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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