Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats the difference between a frog?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

British Dentistry

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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