- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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