- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

wanna here a joke? you.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

no pun intended

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A fat guy!

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