what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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