you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Ms Leong Sux

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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snooki

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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