- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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