- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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