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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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