your life

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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