- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Skrillex.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

your face is kinda funny

think twice or at least think

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Who wants $300? Me too.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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