- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

My mum is called Steve

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A baby seal walks into a club.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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